Introduction
Are you ready for some retail therapy for your funny bone? Welcome to our doorbuster deal of hilarity! We’ve marked down the seriousness and stocked up on laughs to bring you the ultimate collection of Black Friday humor black friday puns and jokes. Whether you’re camping outside stores or clicking frantically online, these jokes will keep you entertained while you hunt for those sweet, sweet bargainsblack friday puns and jokes.
Shopping Cart of Puns
- Why did the shopping cart feel lonely on Black Friday?
Because everyone kept leaving it for another! - What’s a shopaholic’s favorite day of the week?
FriYAY! - What did the wallet say to the credit card on Black Friday?
“I can’t keep up with your spending!” - Why did the mannequin get promoted to store manager?
Because it could stand around all day without complaining! - What’s a bargain hunter’s favorite musical?
“The Price is Right: The Musical”
Doorbuster Jokes
- I tried to grab a TV during the Black Friday rush
But all I got was someone’s elbow in my face. Talk about pay-per-view! - Why don’t Black Friday shoppers tell dad jokes?
Because they’re all marked down! - What’s a shopper’s favorite exercise on Black Friday?
Cart-dio! - How do you spot a Black Friday shopper in denial?
They keep saying “I’m just browsing” while holding three TVs - What did the coffee shop say during their Black Friday sale?
“All our prices have been ground down!”
Shopping Wisdom
- I thought I was getting a great Black Friday deal on a blanket
Turns out it was just a cover-up - My friend got such a good deal on Black Friday
She’s still waiting for the other shoe to drop (probably in a BOGO sale) - Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a ladder to the mall?
They heard the prices had hit rock bottom! - What’s a shopaholic’s favorite game on Black Friday?
Hide and Peek at the Price Tag
Checkout Line Chronicles
- Why did the barcode feel confident on Black Friday?
Because it knew its worth! - What did one price tag say to the other during the sale?
“I feel so reduced!” - Why was the cash register depressed on Black Friday?
It kept getting short-changed! - What’s a shopping cart’s favorite sport on Black Friday?
Cart-ate!
Remember, the best things in life might be free, but these jokes are a real steal! Just don’t forget to leave some laughs for other shoppers – sharing is caring, even on Black Friday!
Shopping Cart of Puns
- Why did the shopping cart feel lonely on Black Friday? Because everyone kept leaving it for another!
- What’s a shopaholic’s favorite day of the week? FriYAY!
- What did the wallet say to the credit card on Black Friday? “I can’t keep up with your spending!”
- Why did the mannequin get promoted to store manager? Because it could stand around all day without complaining!
- What’s a bargain hunter’s favorite musical? “The Price is Right: The Musical”
Doorbuster Jokes
- I tried to grab a TV during the Black Friday rush But all I got was someone’s elbow in my face. Talk about pay-per-view!
- Why don’t Black Friday shoppers tell dad jokes? Because they’re all marked down!
- What’s a shopper’s favorite exercise on Black Friday? Cart-dio!
- How do you spot a Black Friday shopper in denial? They keep saying “I’m just browsing” while holding three TVs
- What did the coffee shop say during their Black Friday sale? “All our prices have been ground down!”
Shopping Wisdom
- I thought I was getting a great Black Friday deal on a blanket Turns out it was just a cover-up
- My friend got such a good deal on Black Friday She’s still waiting for the other shoe to drop (probably in a BOGO sale)
- Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a ladder to the mall? They heard the prices had hit rock bottom!
- What’s a shopaholic’s favorite game on Black Friday? Hide and Peek at the Price Tag
Checkout Line Chronicles
- Why did the barcode feel confident on Black Friday? Because it knew its worth!
- What did one price tag say to the other during the sale? “I feel so reduced!”
- Why was the cash register depressed on Black Friday? It kept getting short-changed!
- What’s a shopping cart’s favorite sport on Black Friday? Cart-ate!
Online Shopping Laughs
- What did the computer say during the online Black Friday sale? “These deals are crashing my system!”
- Why did the website feel dizzy on Black Friday? Too many people were refreshing!
- What’s an online shopper’s favorite dance? The digital disco while waiting for pages to load!
- Why did the shopping cart icon go to therapy? It had abandonment issues!
Mall Madness
- What do you call a Black Friday shopper who’s lost their list? A bargain hunter gatherer!
- Why did the escalator get fired on Black Friday? It kept letting people down!
- What’s a mall cop’s favorite Black Friday snack? Security Crackers!
- Why did the food court feel left out on Black Friday? Because nobody was interested in its combo deals!
Bargain Hunter’s Bulletin
- What’s a shopaholic’s favorite constellation? The Big Dipper’s Clearance Sale!
- Why did the discount tag go to the gym? To work on its markdown-ups!
- What’s a bargain hunter’s favorite weather? When it’s raining deals!
- How do Black Friday shoppers stay fit? They run to conclusions about every sale!
Late Night Line Jokes
- What do you call someone camping outside a store on Black Friday Eve? A sale-eeper!
- Why did the tent feel popular before Black Friday? Because it was pitch perfect for waiting in line!
- What’s a midnight shopper’s favorite bedtime story? “Goodnight Deals”
- Why did the sleeping bag refuse to go Black Friday shopping? It was too wrapped up in itself!
Remember, the best things in life might be free, but these jokes are a real steal! Just don’t forget to leave some laughs for other shoppers – sharing is caring, even on Black Friday!
Tech Deal Teases
- Why did the smartphone feel confident on Black Friday? It knew it was a smart buy!
- What did the tablet say to the laptop during the sale? “Your prices are hard to swipe by!”
- Why was the gaming console feeling lonely? Everyone was playing hard to get with the deals!
- What’s a tech shopper’s favorite movie? “Gone in 60 Seconds: The Black Friday Edition”
Holiday shopping humor
- Why did Santa skip Black Friday shopping? He was worried about getting clause-trophobia!
- What’s a Christmas tree’s least favorite Black Friday purchase? An artificial relative!
- How do elves do their Black Friday shopping? They use Santa’s sleigh-away plan!
- Why did the turkey avoid Black Friday shopping? It was still stuffed from Thanksgiving!
Return Policy Riddles
- Why did the sweater feel rejected after Black Friday? It kept getting returned to sender!
- What’s a receipt’s worst nightmare? Being in a long-term relationship that only lasts 30 days!
- Why did the return desk start a support group? Because it was dealing with too many issues!
- What’s a refund’s favorite dance move? The money-back shuffle!
Early Bird Specials
- Why did the early bird shopper bring a worm to the store? To prove they deserved the early bird special!
- What time do Black Friday shoppers go to bed? They don’t – they’re too busy pre-planning their pre-sales!
- What’s an early shopper’s favorite breakfast? Discount Flakes with 2% markdown milk!
- Why did the alarm clock get banned from Black Friday? It kept giving everyone wake-up calls about the deals!
Cyber Monday Crossovers
- What did Black Friday say to Cyber Monday? “You’ve got some big shoes to fill… and they’re 70% off!”
- Why did the internet feel jealous of Black Friday? Because Cyber Monday was getting all the clicks!
- What’s a computer’s favorite Black Friday activity? Adding items to cart and chip-chip-hooray!
- How do you make a website laugh on Black Friday? Tell it a cache-y joke!
Gift Wrapping Gags
- Why did the wrapping paper feel sad during Black Friday? It was tired of covering things up black friday puns and jokes.
- What’s a ribbon’s favorite Black Friday purchase? A bow-nus deal!
- Why did the tape dispenser quit on Black Friday? It was stuck in a sticky situation!
- How do professional gift wrappers shop on Black Friday? They wrap it up quickly!
Shopping Cart Psychology
- Why did the shopping cart start a blog? To share its cart-core experiences!
- What’s a shopping cart’s favorite movie? “Fast and Furious: Shopping Drift”
- Why did the shopping cart become a therapist? It was tired of carrying everyone’s baggage black friday puns and jokes.
- What’s a cart’s favorite philosophical question? “If a deal falls in the store and no one’s around to grab it, is it still a bargain?”
Parking Lot Problems
- Why did the parking spot file a complaint on Black Friday? It felt taken advantage of!
- What’s a car’s worst nightmare on Black Friday? Getting boxed in by shopping carts!
- Why did the parking meter take Black Friday off? It was tired of being fed loose change!
- What’s a driver’s favorite Black Friday game? Musical Parking Spots!
Store Security Stories
- Why did the security camera start a podcast? It had too many Black Friday stories to share!
- What’s a security guard’s favorite Black Friday snack? Shoplifting prevention pretzels!
- Why did the anti-theft tag go to comedy school? It wanted to learn how to tag better jokes black friday puns and jokes.
- What’s a mall cop’s favorite TV show? “CSI: Clearance Sale Investigation”
Checkout Counter Comedy
- Why did the PIN pad start meditation classes? Too many people were pushing its buttons black friday puns and jokes.
- What’s a receipt printer’s favorite genre? Long-form journalism!
- Why did the credit card reader become a musician? It loved making swipe beats!
- What’s a cashier’s favorite magic trick? Making prices disappear!
Sale Sign Satire
- Why did the “75% OFF” sign go to therapy? Identity crisis – it used to be whole!
- What’s a clearance sign’s favorite exercise? Markdown-ups!
- Why did the “Buy One Get One” sign feel lonely? It was looking for its better half!
- What’s a sale banner’s favorite movie? “Gone with the Markdown”
Shopping App Snickers
- Why did the shopping app start meditating? Too many people were giving it notifications!
- What’s a price comparison app’s favorite sport? Deal hunting!
- Why did the shopping list app feel overwhelmed? Too many add-to-cart attacks!
- What’s an e-commerce app’s favorite exercise? Running updates!
Black Friday Wisdom
- A penny saved is a penny that didn’t see that flash sale
- You know you’re a true Black Friday warrior when your shopping cart has better battle scars than your car
- They say money talks, but on Black Friday, it mostly says “goodbye”
- The early bird gets the worm, but the patient shopper gets the markup markdown
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